LIFE PRO TIPS

These are some simple life pro tips that we think every fancy lad should know and take seriously because who doesn't like life hacks?

LPT: If you're drowning, pretend you're dead.  The water will think you're a corpse and you'll float to the top.

LPT: Before studying for an exam, text a girl you like and wait for her to reply.  Time will move at a snails pace allowing you to get much more studying done.

LPT: Use April Fool's to to talk about sensitive subjects, like breakups, denying the Holocaust, or telling someone you hate their guts.  If they react poorly, just say it was an April Fool's joke.

LPT: Don't have an alarm clock?  No problem, just set your microwave to the time you want to wake up and turn that thing on.  The beeping will no doubt wake you up when it goes off.

LPT: Help your electronics build an immunity to water by gradually pouring more and more water on them.  Just start with a couple of drops and then build up to completely submerging them.

LPT: Freeze boiled water so you can have it whenever you need it without having to wait for it to boil.

Did you know? Eye color works just like skin.  Just stare into the sun for a couple of hours to get those dark brown eyes.

LPT: Fold your clothes before you wash them to save time later.

LPT: Never want to brush your teeth again?  Just have them removed.  Then you can simply throw your dentures in with the laundry.

LPT: If you catch the flu, just release it back where you found it and you'll feel much better.

LPT: Always click or download every popup.  Eventually you'll have them all and won't be bothered any more.

LPT: Always let spiders bite you. You might become spider-man one day.